A skin dies and goes to heaven... he's sitting outside the gates of heaven with a black guy, an oriental guy, and a white guy.
God's voice booms out, "All you guys, from the darkest to the lightest, run off the edge of the cloud, make a wish and you will become it!"
The black runs and jumps off the cloud. He says, "Condor!" He becomes a majestic condor.
The skin runs, jumps, and says "Eagle!" And he flies away as a beautiful spotted eagle.
The oriental guy runs, jumps, says "Dragon!" Then flies away as the strange, powerful creature.
The white guy runs, slips, falls off the cloud and yells "Oh S**T!"