10. How much white are you?
9. I'm part white myself, you know.
8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts
7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white- Canadian princess.
6. Funny, you don't look white.
5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?
4. Do you live in a covered wagon?
3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?
2. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?
1. Oh wow, I really love your hair! Can I touch it?